ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018

a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.

by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019