Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022

Victorian piss

The smell that they spray in places like the London dungeons to make it smell authentically old

Ew it smells like Victorian piss in here. (Also referred to as vicky piss)

by montana93 September 19, 2025

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Boys Piss

When one member of the crew needs to pee and grabs some friends to all go pee at the same time at a party. Popular places include fences, trees, backyards and sometimes abandoned buildings, cars, and wherever else you can get away with it.

Other terms for boys pissing are

Boys Slash

Lads Piss
Lads Sword Fight

“Lads, surely a boys piss??”
Everyone else “Boys Piss!!”

by UppBeeatss March 6, 2021

monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023