Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Drink some water/stay hydrated

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them

Hey, drink some water/stay hydrated

K, I will

by Shidiot August 2, 2025

water bottl'd

The act of putting in a water bottle in your ass, and/or vagina. Only point made to prove how big your holes are.

That woman just water bottl'd herself and managed to walk around.

by truckem September 18, 2012

Water

Mia likes to drink far to much water that she basically could drown her insides out.

Mia went to the shop and brought lots of water that she could have supplied the local swimming baths.

by Mialatifah1810 March 26, 2020

Core Water

An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.

Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑

by Biggppenerygy69 February 10, 2020

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

Vegas Water Fountain

Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.

All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.

by Big Floppys master March 4, 2014