by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
Get the money cakemug. CAKE (slang, adj./noun) – Used to describe something that is fake, not genuine, or deceptive in appearance. Can refer to objects, situations, or even people who seem real but aren’t.
“That chain is CAKE, bro. No way it’s real gold.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
by Toztaza101 February 6, 2025
Get the Cakemug. A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.
I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.
by grindy March 6, 2017
Get the cake servermug. When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
Get the Pregnancy cakemug. When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024
Get the Strawberry Cult Cakemug. by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018
Get the cake and bakemug. A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
Get the Stitch Cakemug.