alpha slap 

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.

1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"

alpha slap by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007

couch slap 

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

couch slap by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

shaq slap 

1) originating from the act of backboard breaking, come into common usage as an expression of disrespect executed with the harshest of attitudes.

2) adult-contemporary rock band based in Berlin

1) oh shit dawg, see that fuckin throwdown. dude laid the shaq slap on that turdnippler.

shaq slap by m-flo relluf February 18, 2008

carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

carp slap by WordBitch October 15, 2008

slaver slap 

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.

"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?

slaver slap by john abdhule October 30, 2008

[hungryman] slap

the act of being slapped by your pimp really really hard for disobeying.

Debbie wouldnt listen so i had to hungryman slap her!

[hungryman] slap by PC83 December 21, 2008

Charlie Slap 

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)


P.S.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'

You know how I can tell he's excited about tonight? He gave you the 'Charlie Slap'...

Charlie Slap by JesusDick January 21, 2009