Simp

A person who agrees to whatever the other person says and tries to please the other person. Basically being his/her yes man and does not correct the other person when he/she is wrong

Jason just agrees to whatever Sky says and just tries to please him. What a "simp".

by Cy123 March 24, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

by boopyboop April 23, 2019

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

SIMP

Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX

Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.

by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Dude this guy's a simp. or just a tryhard

by totally not a robot October 28, 2021

Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af

Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”

by user362892 May 21, 2022