bean

either a party short person who is swol and is buff or a tall skinny person with absolutely no muscle.

damn bean, why are you so big.
or
damn bean, maybe you should go to the gym.

by niggapenis June 06, 2020

Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see

Bean is the hiding

by Jacktherapes October 19, 2021

Beans

Is it a fruit or a vegetable? No one knows but what we do know is if you want the farts of god then they are the food for you.

You: I HAD BEANS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER*farts*
Everyone: *puts on a gas mask as quick as possible but still die to the power of BEANS!!!!*

by Search Beans, I Dare You May 19, 2020

Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.

Look at her, she's such a precious little bean.

by UrbanDictionary421 November 25, 2021

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 22, 2023

bean dogged

getting bean dogged is when you look stupid by mistyping something or get bamboozled by your autocorrect.

person1: did you know each german region has their own bean dog not multiple
person1: oh i meant "has their own brand if not multiple"
person2: you just got bean dogged bro

by ceriath August 06, 2024

oreos and beans

some random crazy ass thing i thought and decided to make a definition out of

wanna have some oreos and beans

by nylonthingy March 17, 2024