–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)
2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)
2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."
by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010
Get the Thrusting a middle schoolermug. A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023
Get the Monkey in the Middlemug. A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.
Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school
by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016
Get the benjamin franklin middle schoolmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Unisex Be ALl On My Middle<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021
Get the Cross Timbers middlemug. a shit middle school from year5-year8 which doesnt make sense. also says that theyre diverse but its full of ugly pale discharge shits<3 but anyways poc people that go to ferndown middle ur lowkey hot so shoutout to u!!! dont go there because theyre shit. they dont let you use phones in school and the headteacher is …
by juicestputhay May 6, 2022
Get the ferndown middle schoolmug. by thatgurlllll<3 March 3, 2023
Get the lake placid middlemug.