by SB256 December 20, 2008
Get the Guy-ed mug.by Randy K October 16, 2008
Get the "ing" guy mug.A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
Get the Sandwich Guy mug.that guy who is really nice. Often the nicest person you will ever meet. However
this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
Girl" who was that"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
by that guy definer January 15, 2014
Get the that guy mug.I whispered, There's nothing more satisfying than being your GUY.
I get so fucking wet just thinking about being the GUY in your life.
I get so fucking wet just thinking about being the GUY in your life.
by Real-Sexy May 12, 2014
Get the GUY mug.by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014
Get the Stu-Guy mug.1) in lacrosse, a chief who refuses to shoot overhand even when it would be more convenient to do so. a sidearm guy always shoots sidearm because he thinks it looks cool.
2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.
2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.
Hey sidearm guy how about shooting overhand once in a while? You might hit the cage. (P.S.... you're brute)
Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.
Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.
by William Stickers III July 25, 2014
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