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cheese whistler 

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean
Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.
cheese whistler by Countchalkula February 27, 2011

Cheese Grader

The act of pooping in the shower, then using ones big toe to rub the larger particles against the metal grate at the bottom to get the chunks through the drain.
The other day after I had already gotten in the shower, a sever case of abdominal cramps hit me. Fearing wetting the floor,making the transition from shower to toilet, or toilet paper sticking to my rear, I squatted down and released my bowls into the shower.

Due to the fact the night before I had peanuts and corn for dinner there was an abundance of particulate that were to big to breach the metal grate to the drain. I used my big toe and rubbed the corn and peanuts against the metal screen using it like a cheese grader until the pieces were small enough to get through!
Cheese Grader by NIKKY T April 18, 2014

Cheese bandit 

Someone who takes pleasure in eating the old cheese like substance made from semen left on your penis.
"you're mom is a cheese bandit"
Cheese bandit by Cu33yy February 15, 2019

tooth cheese 

the residue left on the back of a womans teeth after performing oral sex on a man with a substantual amount of smeg
jhon: go on love, its clean
jane: shame.. i like a bit of tooth cheese to lick at in the morning. it covers the tast of sick and fags.
tooth cheese by HarrySte October 8, 2007

Mansburg Cheese 

A secretion found between the penis and foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora, often a result of loose hygienic morals or overuse of the sexual member.
"Excuse me, I must refuse your request for fellatio due to the over abundance of Mansburg Cheese exhibited in your pubic area. Perhaps we may put this offer back on the table after a satisfactory cleansing"
Mansburg Cheese by Sarah VanSoden January 11, 2008

Leet Cheese 

An item or thing or someone who is the most elite (or leet or 1337). Leet Cheese is the pinnacle of eliteness.

The one who pwns the most.
Wow Conner, you really pwnt that noob. That was some fucking Leet Cheese! Eat some motherfucking Leet Cheese you little beoch!!! I OWN SOCOM!