by lazpix March 30, 2022
Get the tinder cakemug. An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.
Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake
by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024
Get the Hungarian hot cakemug. by propercake April 10, 2022
Get the Proper Cakemug. The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
Get the stir the cake battermug. 2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 27, 2021
Get the carrot cake walkmug. The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
Get the Red velvet cakemug. by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017
Get the cold rice cakemug.