dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

Temporary Australian

Temporary Australians is a definition that refers to an Australian who drives a motorcycle as a means of transportation.

Some guy driving a motorcycle
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian

by TheFlameNinja June 13, 2025

The australia

Going down under to wipe your ass from front to back. Everything’s backwards south of the equator.

That dude looks like he wipes standing up or does the Australia.

by Certified psychopath July 19, 2025

The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...

WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....

by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013

The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun

"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

by Anal4lyf December 3, 2015