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Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitch 

Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.

Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:

Lasheequa

A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.

Teneesha

A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.

Tyrone

A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."
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Keith urban dictionary 

If keith Urban had his input on a dictionary.
Yo I looked in the Keith Urban dictionary it is says that country is the best genre. This book is full of lies!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting something published on Urban dictionary 

A metaphor for a near impossible task
Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

wasting your time on urban dictionary 

What you are doing right now.
Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

Delete A word in urban dictionary 

People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary 

They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.
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I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.
Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"