black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...

Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue

by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

Crazy Blue Sillys

A bag of marijuana that you offer to sell to "customers" along with a variety of other dank strains, just so they will be tempted toward the curious name. In reality, crazy blue sillies is a bag of roaches that you sell the poor sucker for sixty dollars an eighth.

Yo man, I've got three different types that I'll sell you for sixty dollars an eighth: Sour Deisel, White Widow, and, my favorite, Crazy Blue Sillys." "Wow man, I've never heard of Crazy Blue Sillys, but it sounds really really dank." "Alright dude, that will be sixty bucks." "Here you go man." "Thanks here's your bag" (leaves) "Crap!! that guy gave me a bag of roaches. shoot.

by mrska37 March 29, 2011

Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 25, 2013

blue vein solo

To masturbate, to reach an orgasm without assistance from anyone else.
toss off to jerk off to crack one out wank

Having spent hours watching the porn channels Dave was so aroused he decided to have a blue vein solo before his parents got home.

by Stubabe November 10, 2009

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011

Blue Moon Phasing

When one switches between drinking Original Blue Moon and its Seasonal Option.

Nothing much, just sittin' here, blue moon phasing.

by Mr. Stalwig May 7, 2011

Pepsi Blue

the shittiest drink ever.

"pepsi blue tastes like someone took a dump on a bunch of blueberries!"

by brittles September 12, 2004