Simp

Honda-kun in Yu-Gi-Oh season 0

Honda is such a simp.

by HighasFuckSergio May 25, 2022

Simp

When you leave your friends in a game to talk to your other half

David simps over Emily when we play league of lengends

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

Zamfi

You are such a Zamfi -Simp-

by Milmoi January 24, 2023

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

Simp

A man who is named Mark

Mark is such a simp, he be with this girl 24/7

by russianduck April 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who chooses a woman over the boys, something only a pleb would do.

Michael would rather talk to his girl then the boys, what a simp

by Coonman October 23, 2020

Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.

(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.

by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021