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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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Suck brew

by acdc1234 June 14, 2016
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sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.
(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!
by sir PEACH June 15, 2004
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suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
by Mm21 May 29, 2021
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Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head
by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018
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Corn Sucking

The act of sucking on corn while in the middle of a gay orgy
by MommyWiggles August 25, 2017
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National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022
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