The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
by ddeessttrrooyy May 03, 2021
The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.
by kwapril April 01, 2021
Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!
by Not Deepa March 05, 2023
by xxigilzbyKaijo October 12, 2022
While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in
by Sexy Texan 2000 January 01, 2022
When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.
Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound
by ChapChapBerry October 07, 2019