October 22

national scare grandma day

it’s an early april fools day but dedicated to grandmas around the world on october 22

“today’s not any day! today’s national scare grandma day! i hope she doesn’t get a heart attack like last years one..”

by tessatron October 21, 2019

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven

- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch

by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

October 22

National slap your girl friend named logan if she’s short

Yo Logan’s short you know what day it is! Let’s slap her because it’s October 22

by Javan bologna October 21, 2019

October 30

October 30 is national hug a ginger day, go up to your dumb ginger friend and hug them tight bc if you don’t they’ll drink your soul like a caprisun

Ginger: oh god oh no i’m a ginger whats gonna uhhh happen to me
Rando person: it’s October 30. it’s national hug a ginger day stupid

by gkdkxkcksm October 30, 2019

October 22

National show your bf Your boobs day

It's October 22 let's show our boyfriends our boobs

by Xxx72xxx October 21, 2019

October 30th

If you have a friend named sasha, then today you’re allowed to tell her she’s a fried egg.

:0 it’s october 30th!
You : “Hey sasha”
Sasha : “What”
You “You’re a fried egg”
Sasha “uhh, ok.”

by spooky.disney October 30, 2019

October 25

October 25 is national suck dick day without getting called a treesh or a slut

Boy: yo I need my dick sucked

Girl: bet! It is October 25th

Boy: Ight say no more

* shit happens*

by Ummmm Zoe 101 October 22, 2019