Mexican Laundry Day

When you go swimming fully clothed.

Lupe, put on ju dirty clothes hija, we are going to la playa to have a Mexican laundry day.

by skellgod August 16, 2020

Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*

by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Mexican Takeout

Code for stopping by Home Depot for a quickie in one of the little sheds in the parking lot.

Kendra: I'm thinking about getting some Mexican Takeout.

Aaron: Girl, you so nasty

by Banned As DC September 1, 2020

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

Mexican chinook

When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina

It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen

by Dos roses November 4, 2020

Mexican rudder

The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.

Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.

by Lilsnug761 November 8, 2020