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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.
eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion
by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017
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harnett central middle

your basic racist ass country people come here. it’s musty and always stinks in the bathrooms, all the teachers suck 60 % of the people is Mexican’s and the rest is black and white, this school is hella ghetto too and half of the school are at least addicted to nic or weed. and every girl there thinks there the shit and all the boys too and yo basic edgar’s and people w mullets go here.
oh let’s go to the bathroom.

no it’s harnett central middle let’s not.
by urfavwhitewhore May 12, 2022
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Camp Ernst Middle School

Idk this is the Worst School I woud Rather Eat ass that has Just used the restroom
Fortnite Duos? is the Best Thing # Camp Ernst Middle School Nigga What
by Assrecker9000 March 2, 2020
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jasper county middle school

This is the a hell hole everyone is mean and will chew you and spit you out like a drug and people talk ab everyone at least 2 people got nudes and everyone has seen em and everyone got someone twerk video lmaooo cryin but come to our school the teachers are ok and they don’t know ab this!!😭😁
Girl:🥺🥺🥺 someone’s got my nudes..!!
Girl 2;You must go to Jasper County Middle School!😂😂😂
by YoFav.mama September 4, 2021
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Kutztown Middle School

A plain ass place where the drama will never stop, and damn it the teachers give to much homework
Wow who gave you all that homework, oh just Kutztown middle school
by Liz_Smith September 12, 2019
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