kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!

I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!

by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024

PHILLY KISS

When you ever so lovingly caress the other cars while parallel parking.

Did she just hit that car? Nah that was just a little philly kiss.

by AnonymousJon December 29, 2021

National Kiss a Ginger Day

August 11th is the day for the fireballs. Grab your local redhead and give them a big smooch.

Greg (redhead): Give me a kiss.
Brad: no.

Greg: but today is national kiss a ginger day.
Brad: oh ok!

by Hotpot314 March 3, 2023

National kiss day

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone

On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them

by Maneuabitch September 16, 2021

Succubus kiss

When a guys dick gets bitten (off) during a bj.

“Man, did you hear what Hannah did to Jason last week?”
“What happened?”
“He got sent to the hospital by a succubus kiss.”

by WangNibler July 18, 2025