Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

Erectile Kissfunction by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

corn kisser 

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"

"Fuck her right in the corn kisser"

corn kisser by JakoTheDova September 7, 2017

Tongue kissing

The act of sticking out your tongue, while someone else does the same. You then rub both your tongues together to use whole making love or just wanna lick some tongue

I was getting tired of just kissing so I asked my gf
"hey wanna do some tongue kissing"?

She said yes. It felt very good and satisfying

Tongue kissing by Ben Codsworth June 11, 2018

dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

dolphin kisses by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

grandmas kisses 

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you

"i love your grandmas kisses"

grandmas kisses by cornychips June 4, 2021

Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

Octopus kisses by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021

Chocolate kissed

chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)

he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”

girl he chocolate kissed you

Chocolate kissed by chocolate kiss February 17, 2022