John Kingsley 

John Kingsley,a guy that is totally stunning with an undiminishing smile and has an amazing personality, every girl is attracted to him and if you are able to catch a John Kingsley they will love and care for you as well as always be there for you.
If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.

Girl 1; omg your boyfriend is sooo cute.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.

Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.

John Kingsley by Jaykay🎖️🎖️ February 6, 2020

John 

Another word for penis

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john

John by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John michael 

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.

This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael

John michael by Path resident February 28, 2020

John Bigballs

A Bojack Horseman wannabee. Always mixes Vicodin with his Vodka. Hates the life, but loves fortnite.

John Bigballs cries himself to sleep.

John Bigballs by Fortnite Clownface March 3, 2020

John Persse 

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

John Persse by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020

John 

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

John by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John Cris Munsayac 

Verb. An act of being friendzone by his/her love ones.

Adj. A good person who always received nothing after he/she give everything.

Ex. If you fell inlove with your friend you will become John Cris Munsayac

John Cris Munsayac by Dr. Richer Witchcraft April 2, 2020