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Gethin John Hens

Gethin John Hens is an icon of his time, top tier bff and pure mad mewing master, worlds No.1 guitarist, loves women (6'10 btw), future Kurt Cobain.
Dave grohl: Gethin John Hens is my best pal
gethin: ae bro
by anonymous February 7, 2024
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John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.
by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023
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Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
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John Farley

A guy who absolutely sucks, Always have, john Farley is a guy that will always be fruity but everyone still loves him

Also known as John Triplett
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James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019
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John in the Bag

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018
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John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked
I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .
by #batsoup March 17, 2020
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