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smucken fart

Jody can count to ten, this makes him so smucken fart
by Momo Hill February 24, 2009
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Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting
"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "
by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013
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Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."
by Smut Hunter December 9, 2008
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fart olympics

we were watching the game and by the 3 quarter it turned into the fart olympics!
by bigfarter November 11, 2013
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Sticky Fart

Nut in the ass and the cum stays in the anal cavity until they fart.
I finished in her and she ripped a sticky fart in class the next day.
by Gilbert The Sex Demon November 24, 2019
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fart willy

"omg kalen is such a fart willy"
by smackawilly August 19, 2019
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