Shit it up

When a redneck or redneck family moves to a different area with their broken down vehicles, couches on the porch, toilets in the yard, etc.

The people next door just moved in, it didn't take long for them to shit it up.

by sturgy March 28, 2015

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015

Singapore Shits

The terribly uncomfortable bowel movements you have after eating Singapore fried rice from your local Chinese takeaway.

"Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?"

"I had to wet some toilet paper and cool down my ring, got a bad case of Singapore shits man!"

by HThug April 2, 2015

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

Shit Trolling

To troll, but in a lackluster manner that is much lazier and less effective than traditional trolling. Unlike traditional trolling, Shit Trolling is done when one simply wishes to get a few cheap laughs out of his/her victims, rather constructing an elaborate and/or clever ruse to reel in his/her prey. Basically, a small-scale trolling which guarantees less results for less effort.

I was tired last night, but felt like shit trolling, so I posted a blatantly biased comment on some guy's Facebook post in order to get a few hateful replies.

by Noushbag July 2, 2015

criminal shit

a shit that clogs the toilet. a shit that is so pale and rancid it makes people look away.

Emmanuel took a criminal shit that clogged the toilet.

i man robbed my house and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse i found his criminal shit in the back yard.

by mcpothead July 2, 2016

no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"

Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!

by Agent 49 July 6, 2016