Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019

dagobah butt

When you have swamp butt and it's so damp that Yoda could live there

"Man, that whole class period, I couldn't focus because I didn't want people to notice my Dagobah butt"

by Penis McGinsburg May 24, 2014

butt pressure

When you store in so much farts because of social norms that an intense sharp pain rises in your anus and rectum.

Ah man, I just had so many baked beans at this wedding and now my butt pressure is at a extremely high magnitude.

by 34AR January 10, 2014

butt floosh

when you fart, but it stays inside your crack as a bubble until you clench your buttocks and it pops

Nathan: what's that smell?

Ryan: sorry bruh, just popped my butt floosh

by TimmyKinney January 28, 2013

Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.

I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!

by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011

Joey's Butt

Big, voluptuous and round. Very intimidating. You will have the urge to grab it when you see it.

Damn did you see Joey's Butt it's so hot

by Sisilova November 1, 2013

faggot-butt

An anus stuffed with a pile of stick

Shreks favorite past time was having donkey give him a faggot-butt

by Beebobaggins October 27, 2019