Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 8, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

worry boner

(noun): a compelling worry

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?

by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023