precum baby

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

Pandemic Baby

Common term for babies born during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. These babies display anti-social behavior and have a general dislike for loud and over-crowded places.

These babies prefer to stay at home. They energy is rapidly drained when entering the outside world.

These babies are also amazed that other human beings outside of their families exist.

My sisters pandemic baby is on high alert when we go to a restaurant to eat.

by Traveler_halted_by_COVID August 8, 2021

Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.

I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!

by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004

Baby Hamburger

Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.

John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry

by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023

baby eater

a fat bastard who is hungus to eat everything

shit man thats one fat baby eater fuk wheres ma sister.

by biarch July 1, 2003

angry baby

a baby that does not want to be born

no i dont not want to be born i will punch your vagina because i am an angry baby.

by Corey the arabian October 2, 2006

Baby Dropper

A woman's private parts, her po-po, her va-jay-jay. especially if the woman is a) known for having a lot of babies, or b) not using protection / loves sex without a condom.

Yo, I got down with that chick from the party last night. I was all up in her baby dropper when her kid txted her and killed the moment.

by billdcon December 2, 2010