p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

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pushing p

when someone is SO gangsta fo waht they did.

"Aint no way he just did that, he pushing P!" "*Has gay affair with obama in the black house*. Wow! What he did was so cool, he is pushing P!"

by TheManOfDefinition April 29, 2022

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A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.

That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P

by bluefoxj November 25, 2021

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Kim P

An alternative to saying a friend's mum is a MILF. Let's be honest most people in the world called Kim are either your friend's hot mum or a member of a family of North Korean dictators. It's Kim P because it sounds like "skimpy"

Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.

Some guy: "Hey bro your mum is a total Kim P".
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."

by Fred Toenails March 17, 2022

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