The Ting 

n.

A breakfast delicacy originating from Orange County, California comprised of a breakfast pastry (i.e. bagel, danish, or english muffin), cheese-covered scrambled eggs, and cream cheese. Optional are an assortment of breakfast meats including but not limited to: ham, sausage, bacon, new york strip steak, etc.)

"What was that amazing looking delicacy that Don ordered?"

"It looks like The Ting..."

"WOW!!!"

The Ting by D. S. Gray, Jr. February 9, 2010

The Texas Fajita 

the act of pouring texas pete tobasco sauce in a females right nostrile and snot rocketing it out of the left nostrile in your mouth then eat her out with a texas sombrero on.

baby, The Texas Fajita that you cooked for me last night was delicious!

The Texas Fajita by malibucocococococococonut December 31, 2010

The Tubster

They are so cool and they should be owner on a server called vibezone, I think many people would agree on this because he is that cool. Stepid is also very cool but that is for another defintion.

The Tubster is so sexy and should be owner

The Tubster by SkyblockMaster_64 March 22, 2021

corralling the tadpoles

Jacking Off

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

corralling the tadpoles by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

Skunkin the tittie 

livin off your mothers bossom cuz you're too lazy to grow up... you are figuratively sucking on your mommy's tittie for existence, and the real disturbing part is that your mommy is allowing it.

when an adult age son doesn't man up, get a job and pull his weight in society... he's "skunkin the tittie..."

Skunkin the tittie by GWBismyBFF. January 25, 2010

Squeezing the Turkey 

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

Squeezing the Turkey by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

Fueling the tank

A after sex act in ware a individual pees in his lovers ass

A: Are you ready for round 2? B :Yes A: DID YOU JUST FUEL MY TANK????

Fueling the tank

Fueling the tank by lil_pvc May 24, 2020