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bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
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Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.
I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.
by rukbro December 1, 2021
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Bro-Con

The fusion of Non-Con and Incest between two brothers, often frowned on
Person A: man I want to write Mega Man x Proto Man NSFW and post it on Ao3
Person B: Person A that’s fucking Bro-Con!! What the fuck!! You’re fucking gross!!
by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA September 19, 2022
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Bro Buffet

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"
Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!
by Gogetablue June 10, 2025
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bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
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Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Guard Bro

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022
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