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Post-Game Swag

The swag you have after winning a match; makes you seem cooler. Can also be used after losing a match to make you look like less of a failure.
Example 1:

Person 1: Its bad enough they beat us in soccer...now they're breakin' out their post-game swag...

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey we just killed them in that basketball game. Why are they so happy and cool?

Person 2: Oh, it must be post-game swag....
by Narwhals27 October 13, 2010
mugGet the Post-Game Swagmug.

boo hoo games

a phrase used when someone's request is rudely or comedically declined.
Trinity: "Can I go to the party?"
Lena: "Hell to the na'll!"
Joanee: "Boo Hoo Games!"
by lola glass June 17, 2009
mugGet the boo hoo gamesmug.

Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
by puertorican120 July 20, 2012
mugGet the Video Game Autopilotmug.

I am game

Yes, I am willing to go along with it.
John asked if I wanted to play basketball and I said "I am game."
by Isi Oamen June 16, 2004
mugGet the I am gamemug.

car jack game

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...
i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...
by francojean23 December 3, 2007
mugGet the car jack gamemug.

measuring tape game

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
by eastcoastpaperboy September 5, 2010
mugGet the measuring tape gamemug.

Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.
They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.
by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010
mugGet the Lawn chair gamemug.

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