browntown booty call

Inserting a slim, prepaid phone into the rectum of your partner inside of a condom, and repeatedly calling while having penetrative vaginal sex.

"Irene and I were having a browntown booty call when she ran out of minutes."

by Pervy-hobbit-fancier December 28, 2020

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

National Prank-call Day

8th of April every month is the national prank call day, where you can call any number and prank them and easily get away with it

Aw dude! Today is National Prank-call Day, we should order a pizza from 999!

by NotAstxro April 8, 2021

Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021

The Prank Call

When you text yo' girl before having sex, telling her you have condoms, and then while mid-sex you lean down and whisper in her ear "Sike!"

I gave my girl The Prank Call 18 years ago... still paying child-support.

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

my mans caleb

the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first

yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb

by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021

Cut the call

Phrase used famously by carter to cut the call because he can recording random people pooping at walmart

“Heem cut the call”

by TheMasterCoochieMan November 13, 2021