Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

cake

Gen Z slang for math

“Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”

by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Rage Cake

Brian Flynn

The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017