Yasmin's Butt

it is a traditional dish, made from the finest of ingredients from all over the world. The recipe is as follows:
1. you get the prunes, wrinklier the better, they must look like your grandma, but we love grandma
2. you must get the dung beatle and insert it into the flapion tube of the banana

3. leave it to marinate in the juices over night
4. mash all together with some sweet chilli flakes (it's spicy)
5. get completely wine drunk black out so the next morning when you spit into a cup with your hungover breath and drunk saliva, it creates a pungent taste that is the key ingredient to this item, and drizzle
7. Enjoy the Yasmin's Butt

Courtney: Eat this Yasmin's Butt, but be careful it posesses you

Friend: okay its so saggy

Friend: omg..... I'm a leo bitchh *slaps butt* *peace sign*

by Yacourt. November 4, 2020

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Butt and a half

When something just really sucks to a point where it's not just a butt

Wow this shit tastes like a butt and a half

by Anoyumus October 7, 2017

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butt curds

The residual balls of toilet paper that can be retrieved from your butt crack and underwear throughout the day after pooping.

Rebecca was a little off when we starting fucking and a bunch of my butt curds fell on her bed.

by Keith Ordan October 3, 2017

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Butt tampon

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole

The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

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