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White owl 

A euphemism for a tampon, since the wrapper resembles a White Owl cigar
Sue: Gary, can you grab me some tampons at the Drug Store?

Gary: Jesus christ! Why dont you stockpile a few months worth of White Owls. You know you are going to bleed from the gash every 30 days, why the hell don't you ever have any on hand?
White owl by 4sail September 8, 2006
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White drugs

Any drug that is white in color.
White drugs by Owen the Great November 10, 2003

White Elephant 

1. A Republican.
2. The shitty economy Republicans always give to incoming Democratic presidents.
Neotard: Obama is incompetent because he didn't fix the economy overnight. Baba booey baba booey baba booey.

Intelligent person: Relax moron. It took eight years to get this way. It'll get better. Bush gifted a white elephant just like his daddy did before him.

White male 

A white male jumped into the pool at the brinks house
White male by Beans February 29, 2020

White Settlement 

Dried up love juice (a.k.a semen)
Friend 1: "Where yo and yo girl in my bed?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, why?"
Friend 1: "YO COULD HAVE CHANGE THE SHEETS!! THIS MORNING I ROLLED OVER IN YO WHITE SETTLEMENT"

white phantom 

In where a dude fucks a chick doggy style then after he gets close to climax pulls out and spits on her back, she then turns around thinking its over but he then unleashes his load in her face.
Trever: How did the white phantom go?

Matt: Damn she will be shittin cum for weeks!
white phantom by GuitR November 8, 2008

White of Passage 

The stereotypical seven part rite of passage middle-class white girls go through.

1) Attend Private School.
2) Own Pony.
3) Attend University.
4) Date fashionable black man.
5) Spit roasted in Dorchester Hotel.
6) Date wealthy rugby player.
7) Rush him into self-indulgent marriage, thus securing half of his property. Spend next 20 years shopping, reading magazines, and driving large black SUV.
"What happened to that fine dime Cat? Last time I saw that bitch she was lookin fine."

"O she jumpin off, bitch now married to a honkey called Ed, who drives a BMW M6."

"Dat white bitch ain't wastin her time with one of her own?!"

"Yeah dis cracker got a condo in Hampstead. She gon' hit 'em up style - girl's white of passage."