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cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
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Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.
Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.
by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023
mugGet the Beefing the Fat Cakemug.

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.
Patty cake patty cake bakers man
by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020
mugGet the Patty Cakemug.

cake eating whore

when an ugly nasty nikka fat shames whamen by calling them cake eating whores
ugly nikka: you guys are just cake eating whores
cute nikka: fuck u say bitch
by sadnikkahours March 11, 2019
mugGet the cake eating whoremug.

Cake

A baked item of food that is usually sweet, and topped with other sweet things like frosting, fruit, or an assortment of candies to make it look attractive and edible. Cakes are a dessert often served at birthday parties, weddings, when family comes over, or whenever you want.
Parent: What do you want to get?

Child: A slice of chocolate ganache cake please!
by I_write_books August 7, 2017
mugGet the Cakemug.

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.
Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
by EBinPDX December 2, 2014
mugGet the sad cakemug.
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