Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

Oscar Slap

When you bitch slap your friend on live TV then make him give you an Oscar

Will Smith Oscar slapped Chris Rock then cried about it

by Bingeingfox March 28, 2022

slap 5

getting yo windoes tinted on ah laa car LHH.

" Cuh I just god damn me got that box slap 5 can see out can't see in LHH"

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

Slapping rice

To be fuckin there bitch or girl

Yes Mike I'm slapping rice with your bitch

by Squints2316 December 16, 2022

Kentucky Pussy Slap

You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.

“Give her the Kentucky Pussy Slap”

by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025

Imma slap em

Means imma shoot him.

When I see em slipping imma slap em wit my strap

by KyngKungDickLong April 7, 2022

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015