Lady Red Bush

Lady Red Bush

The age-old question for a girl with red hair is the vag. hair carpet matching the drapes- her long hair on her head.
-A redhead girl-

Look at Lady Red Bush over there... I wonder if what she has down there is the same?

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

Red sus ngl

a stupid joke people make about among us

Person 1: Yo red sus ngl
Person 2: please this is the 7th time you have said this today

by NoodleNoseWasTaken September 30, 2020

Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

red velvet twinkie

During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.

"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."

by Octavian DuBois February 4, 2010

red boogie boo

sticky, green doesha thats got red hairs in it

i'm rollin a fat sack of red boogie boo nigga ooh

by slotum March 29, 2004

Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014