by TYLERG29 March 25, 2017

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011

by YourAverageMexicanHater March 4, 2024

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
