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John Gomez 

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.
"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
John Gomez by emoapple December 8, 2019

John deVairo 

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.
Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO
John deVairo by johndeVairo December 17, 2019

John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.
Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison
John Tonks by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

John O’Neill 

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
“John O’Neill is a worthless pile of shit.”

John Bridges 

a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.
I am a John Bridges because i never do my homework
John Bridges by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020

John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
John Kimberlin (simp) by Shhdhs February 5, 2020