dick cheddar

A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.

Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.

by Kobiashi Maru May 22, 2008

Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.

Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!

by Fukpig April 27, 2011

dick pic

a picture of ones dick, usually kept on ones phone and sent via BBM, MMS or E-mail—a wordless suggestion of intercourse

Edgar sent me a dick pic again. That was a surprise, since i didnt even ask for it.

by EllaC October 27, 2010

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Dick Cheney

Somebody who would fire a gun at a car and hit himself in the ass.

Watch out for the Dick Cheney shot.

by ShadHoe May 28, 2007

Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014