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cock dweller

1.one who loiters around large amounts of cocks.
2.one who lurks in a cock forest; often very territorial about their cocks.
Last weekend Carlos and I were hiking in the cock forest and stumbled upon an angry cock dweller
by Flo-tron February 20, 2009
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Cock Knobbler

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object
Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler
by Cj55 October 18, 2008
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Cock Robin

The inconsiderate douche bag who goes out of his/her way to ruin other peoples day or cause someone stress
"I'm not sure why anyone would vote for that trump guy"

"Yeah he's a total Cock Robin bruh"
by ShrubHub October 1, 2015
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Cock Cheese

The build up of matter underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised male!
Andy was about to get a blow job until Anna realized he had Cock Cheese!
by Jeff-A-Thon July 26, 2012
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Slayin the cock

Someone who beats the meat excessively over chatroulette.
That fucking faggot pat macaroni kept slayin the cock the whole time!!
by Redgangsta123 March 12, 2011
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side cock

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011
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cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
by zickhyt June 18, 2011
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