Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

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Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

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Rage-bait Blocking

When someone is told something infuriating and that person goes to defend themselves and are blocked before they can do so.

She's been groomed to be a rage-bait blocking female by social media, where opinions don't matter.

by Cryptophonix February 3, 2026

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Jenny from the block

A woman who has achieved massive success but never forgets her roots. She’s a "baddie" who balances being street smart and book smart, staying humble and authentic while running her empire. She doesn't need a designer label to know her worth, but she’ll rock one anyway.

"Don't let the glow-up fool you; she’s still Jenny from the block at heart—always keeping it real with the people who were there from day one."

by Mamacita187 March 16, 2026

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Try taking a Jenga block out

Used to challenge someone who is calling your stability into question.

Metaphor’s imagery context: The popular wood block game is readily associated with the concept of stability, as a tower will fall if the wrong block is removed. A suitable retort if a douche-twat questions your sanity or suggests you to be of unstable mental persuasion (often after seeking provocation and getting none from you”

Wit and humour are the king and queen of verbal confrontation, being key players on the chessboard, dancing between confrontation and diversion, gambits and can throw an aggressor off their advance with deft surprise.

Trenchcoat Triad: “Are you mentally well/crazy/unstable/right in the head?”

Mr Parsons: “Try taking a Jenga block out!”

Trenchcoat Triad: *looks for the right Jenga block but can’t find one*

by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026

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