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national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
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Discord Tough Guy

Tough guy: The wannabe intimidator on Discord, threatening to doxx or fight anyone who annoys him. He surrounds himself with loyal underlings—yes-men who blindly follow him, doing his dirty work. Once he’s done using them, he discards them like trash, leaving them bitter and full of regret.

Eventually, people see through his act—he’s just a kid trying to prove himself but failing miserably. His underlings, now resentful, realize they were just pawns. Soon, he becomes irrelevant, remembered only as a joke. While he sits at home trash-talking on Discord, he’s nothing more than a lolcow making a fool of himself.

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Tom: Remember that dude who tried to intimidate him?

James: Yeah, I know him I always saw for the little boy he is. Discord Tough Guy, what a joke
by rockwilliams January 20, 2025
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Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.
Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes
by valeriansalad April 14, 2022
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Bread guy

Breed guy is a fucking dumbass who mains banhammer, who the fuck does that like fr fr
AND HE'S ALSO MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!
Niko: Bread guy is so evil
Toast guy (me): so true oomfie, he edges to skibidi toilet
by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024
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can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
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Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
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Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public
Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!
by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017
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