chocolated

eating so much chocolate that you are bloated

amy: what did u do for halloween
sarah: i got chocolated and threw up

by lalaman66 November 14, 2021

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

by RacerXHG November 2, 2010

Chocolate

Someone who likes to hump their friends for no apparent reason in casual settings.

Look at that chocolate over there.

by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

chocolate wrapper

A chocolate wrapper is when you wrap your feces in some nice tin foil, like a quality street chocolate and give it to your partner for a present

“Thanks Matthew, I always wanted a chocolate wrapper in the morning for breakfast!! I’m such a lucky girl”

by Chocolatewrapper18 May 7, 2018

Chocolate reef

A bootyhole that smells like fish coochie

Oh yeah bro I ate her chocolate reef all night and it tasted like fish and doodoo

by C00ch13 n1gg4 October 27, 2021

Chocolate Dumpling

The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.

George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011