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cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
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Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!
Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H
by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023
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Birthday Cake

by tavg123 December 11, 2023
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Cake walk

A group of older women masterbating each other ( the equivalent to a circle jerk)
The ladies of the neighborhood got together for drinks and a cake walk.
by Butterbot December 14, 2023
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80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…
“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
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cake tip

Another name for a woman's asshole that has a fat cake ass.
by xbarnxdogx April 6, 2023
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funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
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