Slap nut slut

A cock sucking whore who lives only to
enjoy the feel of a hot nutsack slapping her chin.

1. Last night during a round of 69 I gave
that slap nut slut 2 black eyes.

2. That slap nut slut Peggy Sue loves the
feel of my fuzzy sack slappin her chin.

by streetwhiz1 April 6, 2009

fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 28, 2016

Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.

Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.

by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012

Peter North Nut

When a man unloads a power shot of semen that has been building up for days, sometimes months, and glazes his unsuspecting woman up like a Cinnabon.

Guy 1 - "Dude I met this chick at the bar last night and took her back to my crib and loaded her up with a Peter North nut that I have been saving for the right person for days!"
Guy 2 - "It's about time bro, I was starting to worry about you!"

by Pipesoverder September 5, 2013

Flubbing Your Nuts

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

French Station Nuts

The lo-fi experimental mixtape by Pyroshane that sounds different with every season. Also the mixtape known to have created Pyroshane’s strong growing cult following.

I listened to French Station Nuts by Pyroshane again for the 5th time and it started to feel nostalgic. My friend told me to listen to it again when it starts getting cold.

by est dicking stro May 24, 2019