Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

Izyan sucks

Term used for people who like the colour orange

Person a: you are for real an izyan sucks

Person b : this hurts my feelings

by Mahjong May 29, 2023

trump sucks

the most definite sentence you can say

Hey, Trump Sucks! Let's vote for Hilary!

by lijordon November 18, 2016

Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent

"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"

by Necrospunk April 14, 2023

sucking on memes

When someone or something is so salty that they bring trash memes into there comebacks.

Joe " Haha you stupid that you dont know what 9+10 is!"
Robert " Dude your just sucking on memes."

by DeezNuts450205 December 2, 2016

sucking her dry

Act of sucking a woman dry

if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry

by HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2025